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Monday, February 06, 2006

SuperBowl... XL - extra large?

I'd decided not to watch Superbowl but then didn't have anything else to do and ended up watching the 5 hour show reeking of americanism all over it.I have always eschewed the so-called 'football' which is the hieght of coming up with misnomers.Its the improvised version of our Kabadi where really bulky,otherwise categorised as obese,sluggish individuals end up running into each other and acting crazily in front of around 50000 junta very frenziedly cheering from the sides.The cheerleader girls seemed to be professional 'Hos' and the half-time show featuring the rolling stones unbearable.I really was unable to digest the way all those crazy crowds sang and danced to Mike Jagger,who seemed so old that it seemed that he was going to die halfway during the performance itself.The way he danced like a eunuch was very pathetic and I was really scared and prayed that there was no wardrobe malfunction this time as the last thing I wanted to witness was the Janet Jackson like itty bitty titty show from Mike Jagger.

It happened to coincide with a stand-up comedy show from Chris Rock later that night,who quite indicative of his name just simply rocked big time.It was so funny and yet thought-provoking,albiet being unparliamentary for the major part.He went on to make hilarious slanders about the entire Michael Jackson clan,then R.Kelly,then Kobe and every other erring african american in prominence.Ofcourse he slid in some enjoyable anecdotes and slanders against G.W.Bush too.

During a part of his speech,he tried explaining the way the olden generation of white people had been successful in killing the smart,educated african american slaves then and had left the workaholic slaves alone and even had taken special care to breed them to get something called super-slaves to work for them later.He went on to say that the effects of this act of preferential breeding of dumb black slaves was having its effect currently in the spheres of sports and any other activity involving physical prowess.Although they consitute only about 10-15% of the american population now,they seem to be ~80% of the sports teams.

It just seemed so true,when I started counting the number of black guys in the Super Bowl teams.Almost 75% of the players surprisingly belonged to this so-called 'super slaves'.For a moment it seemed as if the white men were enjoying themselves seeing the huge obese puppet like entities they had created all through the centuries fight among themselves.While these players almost killed each other during the game,there was this old skinny white guy who finally climbed the podium to bag the coveted Superbowl and went home with the honours for sponsoring the winning team.Something about which also Chris Rock touched upon when he very vividly described what was the difference between being rich and being wealthy in America.He called guys like Shaq/Kobe rich while the white man who sponsored them was the real wealthy guy with all the empowerment to make all the decisions!

-Raapi


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Good one. I do not understand what is so appealing in this game to pull in such a vast viewership. Even though I like to watch Rugby , I couldn't stand this game.

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the ball is one foot long..hence the name..

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the ball is one foot long..hence the name..

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the ball is one foot long..hence the name..

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Well he also talks about how ice hockey is the only sport where african americans are not found and as soon as they figure out a way to remove the ice, they will be in there.

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Raapi: About your opinions on the Superbowl, i can agree with only the thing about the Rolling Stones. I can counter every single criticism that you have, but i guess you are just putting forth your personal opinion. I had the same opinion for 3 years, but when I had nothing else to do after 9pm on Mondays, I sat up and tried to figure out what this was all about. And I realized that "football" was as much a sport involving strategy as it involves jocks and their cups. To each his own I think....

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Btw, removing word veri does not solve the problem. I think u might wanna see the part of code that deals with the "post" button on this page and check if the size of the popup window is specified. Cos when I hit the post button, the comment window that opens is locked for resizing. So to check if the comment got posted, one has to use the tab key.

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