Note:The following post is a compilation of various anecdotes involving me,my buddies and our folks in recent times.Do not entirely tie every single scenario to me or start asking uneasy questions!:)..
So..'Ponnu Padhavi Panam'..ellaaam thaaana nammala thedi varnumaam..Naama athe thedi pogakuudaathaam..
Ennaangadaa nakkalu panraenga?Ponnu nammala thedi varathuku..Naama enna Shakthi Kapoor aa??illa paaka thaan Superstar or Shahrukh Khan maari irukomaa?
Middleclass Madhavan paa namma..Alai Paayuthe Madhavan illa..
So fight vittu thaan aaganam..Illanaaa aaapu thaandii..appu
Padhavi:
Amaaanya..kudukaraanga padhavi..Avan avan M.S mudichutu..PhD mudichu velai illaama irkaan..Thaana varuthaaam Padhavi..
Apdi padhavi kedachaalum..once in 3 months Quarterly Goals nu poatu thaakaraanunga..Padhaviya thakka vechuka parama fight vidanum..Illanaaa "tantanakadi tantanakadi ..fvish ..fvish.."Uuuthiduvaanga!
Panam:
Thaana panam varathuku..naama enna Diana pulla Prince Williamaa illa Thirupathi Venkatajalapathiyaa??
Single tea to bus ticket vaangara varikkum Appa/amma munnaadi thalaya sorinjundu nikara typesu...Thaana varthaam panam!!
Enaku therinju Thaaana varathu Dhaadiyum/Meesayum thaan!Ada athayum konjam jaasthi vechaa..vuutla kadharraaanga..Pasanga.."ennada marubadiyum failureaa?"nu kekaraanunga!
Seri..konjam fightu vittu,Ponnu pinnaadi alanju..Finally as always "aaapadichu"..Veetla ponnu paakavoa..illa naana ozhunga online thedikaraeno nu sonnaa..intha appa/amma vidra sceneu thaangalayyaa..
"Dei,unaku nalla brahacharnam ponnaa paakanum daa"
Ennathu Brahacharnamaa???Ponnu Ok nu sonna Sreecharnam ittuka kuuda ready avan avan..Summa sceneu vidraengalae amma/appa!
"Dei,Vadamaa laam seri varaathu daa"
Adapoamaa..Ponnu paakarthuku 'thanni kodam'aa illaama irunthaa seri..ava Vadamaa vo illa 'Ada maa'voa illa 'dosa maa'voa..yevanuku venum athelaam?
"Deii..Sevva dhosham illaaama irkanum daa"
Ennathu Sevvaaa dhoshamaaa??
Nallaaa thaanae irunthaenga appu ithana varsham..dideernu yaen intha sceneu?
Enaku Jala dhosham vanthaa ava enna paathundaa porum!!Sevva dhosham aachu..bhudhan dhosham aachu!
"Deii..un nakshatruku 'Kettai' natchatram otthu pogaathu daa"
(Manasukulla...)..Ponnu semma Kattayaa irunthaa..Kaettai-yaa irunthaa enna, kuttayaa irunthaa enna??
Torture pannathayyaaa Appaagaaru!
"Deii..Bharadwaja Gothram la pannika kuudaathu daa.."
Gothram aachu..Go-Muthram aachu..Yevanyaa ithelaam record vechukaraan?Yevantayaathum Poi dhabbu thalli..Forward class to Scheduled Class maathikaraa maari..Gothram change panna mudyumaa..??
"Deii..Iyengar ponnulaam vendaam daa..Vadagala..thengala..athu ithunu aachaaram jaasthi"
My dear paerentu..
Unga payanuku oru ponnum thaaanaa vaaykala..
Neengalae appapo enna thittardhu...echakala!!
Vadagala aachu..thengala aachu..Mothathula Thaaangala!
"Dei..Ponnu nallaa Veena Vaasipaaalaam daa"
Veena/Guitar/Mirudhangam laam irkatum..ada ava Saxophoneae vaasikatum... Aaanaa...Appappo konjam adaki vaasipaaalaa??Athe chollunga muthalla!!
"Dei..Ponnuku Gobi Manchurian/Dokhla laam panna theryumaam"
Gobi Manchurianaa???...athuseri..Saadhaarana rasam/saambhar panna theryumaa kelunga muthalla..Verum Gobi Manchurian/Dokhla mattum kathundu vanthu konnuda poraa collector ammaa!!
Gothram..chathram nu laam gavanichutu..ponnu paaathram thepaalaanu Koata vitudaatheenga!
"Dei..Ponnuku Dance laam aada theryumaaam"
amaaam maa rombo mukhyam..dance! Avan avanuku dappaaa dance aadindirku inga..athula ava dance onnuthaan kurachal..
"Dei..Onum bayapadaathe..'Gaerl has already gone to U.S twice'..So no problem to adjust"
Ayyayoa..poaataangayya gunda..ennathu 'Already gone to U.S' aa??appo U.S la yerkanavae oru 'AAL READY' aaa avaluku?Aaamaam..no problem to adjustu..Athethaan naaa solla vendi varum vishyam therinjapram :(!
"Dei..Ponnu therinja ponnu thaan daa.Namma Infy Sriram illa..avan Companyoda Sister concern la vela panraa..daa"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah..Infy Sriramaaa??Avanae oru frauduuu..
athum avanuku 'Sister' concern..sisterly concern laaam kedayavae kedayaathe!!Pochu daa Pochu..Vechaangayya aaapu!
"Dei..Neeyaa yevalayaavathum izhuthundu vanthudaathe daa U.S laernthu"
Appu..enna appu...iruvathi-aaaru varsham ennapathi theryum..Ipdilaam vera thappaaana karpanayaa???
Etho..Vathaloa..Thothaloa..Kaanjathoa..Maenjathoa..uruptathoa..urupdaathatho..Neeengalaaa paathu pannivechaa thaan undu!Thayavu senju..konja neram minnadi vitta statement laam manasula vechundu..agasmaaaaatha....freeeya vittudaadeengappu..
Hmm...Ithana kashtangalayum thaandi..Arranged marraige workout aagumnu...Sathyamaa Nambikayae illa!!
Pesaaaama kazhuda ketta kutti chuvaru nu...'Kadalai' la irangi 'Lovvu' panni success aakida vaendi thaan da Badri..
-Raapi
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Damn this is funny. I will make sure I quote a few of these in my converstaion and see how it goes.
~Oo°~
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