Wondering why this is so..But doesnt it seem obvious?
A TV can be watched by both the men and women of the family(not to forget the kids,who might have also forced their parents to vote for the 3 letter acronymed party),but the thaali cannot be worn by men and a mere 4 grams wouldn't be enough for them to pawn at the 'Saet kadai' for even 1 month's supply of Brandy!
Another question that comes to my mind...Will tamilnadu get a week long holiday sometime in the next few months?I mean..How many days does one get leave if a chief minister mandai potufies during his term?Having said that,hope the oldie takes precaution while visiting Stalin or D.Maran's house and takes any food!You never know!
Who do you think is going to rejoice on hearing the final election verdict?Is it Mu.Ka..Is it D.Maran? No..Its the Chinese and Korean companies who would start shipping their 2000rs 'Infant mortal' TVs that would last only for a month, to the Chennai harbour!Its the local electric shop guys who would have a field day with 100s of TVs to lay their hands on and charge 200 to 500 rs for every single soldering repair!
J.J might have already started negotiating with the fridge and washing machine vendors in way of preparation for the next polls.But again,she will be proved wrong in the election for commiting the same mistake.Fridge and Washing machine dont cater to the male junta,You see.She also might be figuring out a way to buy non-bailable warrants on a wholesale basis,for fear of visiting the cell sometime soon for some gimmick of her valarpu sagodharans or magans or machaans.
Vaiko might be rethinking his strategy now.Would it have been better had he been active in Srilankan politics and living in the outhouse of his buddy Prabakaran than the ammaniac he is currently associated with?While his new Amma might re-utter the term "POTA",his old amma would definitely be unhappy and tell him "PODA"!
Captain's DMDK candidates might each get a chance to act as an extra in Captain's forthcoming movies - Videsi and the next film -Paradesi,which will start attacking the people for their folly in the elections.He might patch up with the octogenarian and agree to make a movie of one of his stories.
T.Rajender will be thinking if he should be happy or sad because whatever the outcome of the election was,it was not going to change his image or fortune.But then,he will come out in the open and even get a 1 hr slot every day for his 'Vaiko nee oru Pycho' type Therukurals following Solomon Paapaya's Thirukurals.
Jayendra Saraswathi will also be on the same league as T.Rajendar,not knowing if he has to smile or cry on hearing the verdict.Since its Mu.Ka,he might have to fear if the forgotten murder case against him is unearthed again.Shankarraman might be crying in his grave for his death served no purpose.
Karthik will be seen on the roads screaming like a lunatic : "Mr.Chandramouli..Mr.Chandramouli...Enaku Vote potaengalaa?" and spitting his half-chewed Paaan,eventually being dragged to the nearest asylum.
Lok Paritran?They will think of some IIT or IIM or Ivy league strategy of cleverly defeating the rotten system.They might link a Avian Flu virus to the common cold and start the propaganda that they have factual evidence to indicate that these spread only from through Korean or Chinese Cathode ray tubes.You get the picture right?
Simran and her husband might get a chance to star on the Jaya TV serials,but only as the second tier artists playing chamcha to Sarathkumar and Radhika!Visu would become the 'Father' character in all the Jaya TV serials,not to forget his new show called 'Kurattai Arangam' critising the sleeping attitude of the DMK ministry on people's issues.No points for guessing who would be the comedian brother character in the serials.Ofcourse namma S.V.Shekar!
Vaazhga Tamizhargal..Valarga avargalin Muttaaal thanam!
-Raapi
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