TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
WIPRO ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows.
Feed them as long as they milk.
For less milking cow feed less.
Throw the non milking cow away.
INFOSYS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You put both of them on the bench
And hire another to do the job.
TCS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You tell them that only one will go to onsite.
You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa.
Both of them die after fighting.
HCL ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week.
They run away.
CTS Economics
You have 2 cows
You train them for two months on how to milk themselves.
Then u ask them to pull bullock carts.
SATYAM ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows.
One is intelligent one is dumb.
you send the dumb cow to onsite
making the intelligent cow frustated.
Intelligent cow resigns out of frustration
and dumb cow is laid off by the client.
-raapi
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