Many Faces : I wish I remember to forget..
Few Phases : I wish I forget to remember..
Socratic learning : from most blogs..
Hypocritic critics : some worst blokes..
Hunger : Unsatiable..So..foe..
sleep : Never evading..jo...jo..
Right In Texas : the only lone star state
left with only excess lonely state
Papa John's Pizza : 1 of 10 toppings
Uncle Sam's Visa : 1 of 65000 cappings
My TV : Reality shows mostly
My CV : Shows reality mostly
WMD:The search ended in war
AMD:The search ended in peace
Job's white collar style : still sinecure..
FOB's Rising Dollar pile : still insecure..
cellphone minutes : Always plenty
address book : almost empty
30 cent per min : to call mum in India
30 percent minimum : calls to India..
Near n dear ones : relatively distant: 2hr India call
Near n feared ones : Distantly relatives : 2hr Indiana flight..
naam-ke-vaasthe acquaintances..compounding yearly..
kaam-ke-vaasthe colleagues..searching dearly..
Friendly emails : Most of them forward...
Unfriendly females : Most of them froward...
Hindu crosswords : I like them cryptic..
Cryptic Hindus :I hate them cross swords..
Friday nights : Taco Bell product
Saturday Nights : Graham Bell product
Yahoo messenger : Invisible mode only
MSN messenger : In Visible mode only
Weekdays : Bed,bath n Beyond..no less no more
Weekends : Hip-Hop's Beyonce Knowles n more
Living like a Seer/Advisor
Never liked the beer/budweiser..
The Workout at the Gym..
That never really worked out.
Starbucks Coffee : reminds 4 wasted dollars
Udayar Kadai tea : reminds 4 wasted years
college days : bugger/beggar like feeling..
Recent days : Bigger/Nigger like feeling..
Used to like in India: The Brahmin maamis
Used to hating in U.S: The mini bra mommies
Those irritating girly laughters
Most of them actually slaughter
'd be a hubby who seeks simple things..
jus the chubby cheeks n dimple chin..
revolting : is Isha in the filmy girlfriend
rejoicing : If Aish was my flimsy girlfriend
Never diehard for U.S blockbusters
Even now 'd die for Desi bust-blockers..
1 Favorite blockbuster : The Gods must be crazy
1 non-fav blog-buster: That dog must be crazy!
Hated Jim Carrey's:Me,myself & Irene
should make him carry:U,urself & Urine..
To be continued later
-Raapi
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